Anonymous asked:

Percabeth, finding out each other's disgusting habits :)

ananbeth answered:

Annabeth stared at him. ‘Did you just eat that?’

'What?' he said, swallowing the popcorn.

'Off the floor. You ate it off the floor, like a dog.'

'Five second rule, it's fine!'

'The bacteria and dirt doesn't wait five seconds before touching the food you drop on the floor.'

He stuffed another handful of popcorn into his mouth. ‘What’s the big deal?’

'It's disgusting.'

'Everyone does disgusting things.'

'I don't.'

He looked at her and raised one eyebrow. ‘You fart in your sleep, Annabeth.’

'I do not.'

He nodded, looking at the TV screen. ‘Yeah, you do.’

She scoffed, slightly horrified. ‘I don’t,’ she said meekly.

'Yeah, you do.'

'Well… you still shouldn't eat food off the floor.'

'You stop farting in your sleep and I'll stop eating off the floor.'